Gay cockfighting
Cock Fight
I was loaded down with four overfilled double bags of groceries from Trader Joe’s as I crossed Sixth Avenue with rapid, clipped steps, fancy a strongman in a yoke amble competition. I stopped at the corner and placed my bags down to hail a taxi. A yellow SUV driver flashed his lights and pulled over within arm’s reach. I sighed in relief.
As I slid open its door, I heard a man shouting.
“Excuse me, sir, but that’s our taxi!”
To my right and further up the block, I gave what I thought would be a parting glance to the 30-something who approached me, his female companion following block behind. I looked around to notice if I had ignored a designated taxi line. I assumed they were from out of town. New Yorkers would have grabbed the next taxi passing by.
Rather than offering a lesson on taxi hailing etiquette, I focused on loading my groceries into the vehicle. With endorse and forth momentum, I swung two of the bags like kettlebells onto the far finish of the support seat.
“Oh, no, you don’t,” the guy said as I reached for my last bag.
What’s with this guy? If he had wanted a commute with his label on it, he should have used a car service.
“Jake, don’t!,” his girlfriend screa
Why do men cockfight?
Sexfighting is a conflict between two sexual rivals to test which of their bodies is truly better at sex. In a sexfight the rivals go mouth to mouth, ass to ass, and cock to cock to see whose body, and sexual skill, is superior. This isn't necessarily sexual wrestling or naked fighting as the rivals are trying to prove who is better at sex in a battle of sexual skill and sexual endurance. The rivals are not trying to harm the other, unless stated otherwise. In a sexfight, the rivals attempt to outkiss each other, grind their challenging cocks together in attempt to force the other cock to ejaculate, finger each others asses as they kiss, grind, and 69 to prove who's greater at sucking dick, and preform various other sexual battles, such as finger fucking your rival's prostate (depending on fetish and preference). In some matches the rivals will insert into each other's ass a double ended dildo so as to outfuck the other. No matter what sexual acts are engaged in with their rival, in the end, the loser is the the man who lost too many types of sexual acts, the man who can no longer cum after hours and hours of sexual contest, or simply the man that came first! T
1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.
"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to bell the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."
by Snifner October 09, 2006
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Cockfighting
So below 3 different goals were mentioned as the ways to end a cockfight.
One - to make him submit/quit
Two - to make him go limp
Three - to make him cum.
For me personally I don't like the feeling of pain in my genitals so I don't love the idea of the swordfighting and poking and jabbing of one another's balls.
However I do love competition and who doesn't like to cum? So I came up with my control version of a cockfight, which also makes height differences irrelevant. I phone it a Grinding Cockfight.
Still using our cocks as our weapons the rules of this cockfight are as follows.
One guy lays on his back, his opponent lies on top of him. They use their hands to align their rock hard cocks, shaft up against the other shaft.
Then each guy thrusts his cock up or down into the other cock. Trying to gravity fuck the cum out of the other cock. Hands are only allowed to be used to realign the shafts. First to cum loses.
Options
Switch who's on highest every X minutes
Instead of 1st 2cum loses make it a 1st 2cum wins match.
Use a Fleshjack to hold the shafts together.
Add lube after X minutes
Both guys win if they cum simultaneously.
Make it a Docking connect.